Hello again to those who follow the Troll and his escapades. I wish you all a Merry Christmas and a Joyful New Year. As usual I searched the corners of my lair to inspire me on what to write about but instead the topic came to me after taking a nap.
That's right as I was taking a snooze after eating some rather fine roadkill I must have had a dream. It's not so much that I can remember the dream or even if I had one, but the idea was lodged deep in the gray matter of my skull when I awoke. In an attempt to remain awake, I proceeded to the computer to do some Trolling.....but before I could write the blog, the lights went out and the Chief Troll found himself snoozing once again. When I woke from that little sleep, I chose not to write the blog.
However, over time I had given it some thought and decided why not?! I'm a troll damn it! And I should start acting like one! So, after all this lead in crap telling you how I came up with the idea...here it is.....
Send me a dollar. That's right I'm asking you to send one dollar to
Ugly Troll Greeting Designs, Inc
P.O.Box 59
Carlisle, PA 17013
Why? you may ask? Well, I'm a start up business that isn't starting very well and if you read my first blog you'll get a clearer picture. The Ugly Troll is hanging on by a thread and needs money. Now one dollar from anyone who reads this should be able to finance some decent advertising. Besides, it'll only be one dollar and it's Christmas! A season of giving. Wouldn't you want to be able to say one day that it was your dollar that made the Ugly Troll what he is today?
Think of this you business types...it's one dollar which may come back to you anyway in for the advertising or marketing that you deliver. So, asking for a dollar and giving nothing in return is pretty trollish don't you think? Yeah, I thought you would.
Ok people of the world.... Here's your chance to help out a Troll. So dig deep...well just scrape off the dust from your left over coinage.
~Chief Troll
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